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She can appreciate a kiss from her husband seventyfive years after the marriage ceremony is performed.
She can dance all night in a pair of shoes two sizes too small for her, and enjoy every minute of the time. She can pass a display window of a dry-goods store without stopping, if she is running to catch a train. She can also say “No” in such a low voice that it means “Yes.” She can sharpen a lead pencil, if you give her plenty of time and plenty of pencils. She can say, “ No,” and stick to it for a time.
She can throw a stone with a curvs that would be a fortune to a baseball pitcher. She can talk as sweet as peaches and cream to the woman she hates while two men would be punching each other’s heads before they had exchanged ten words. She is as cool as a cucumber in a half a dozen tight dresses and skirts, while a man will sweat and fume and growl in one loose shirt. She can button her shoes standing up, with both feet on the door, but lie can't. She can safely stick fifty pins in her dress while he is getting one under his thu nb-nail. Six of them can talk at once, and get along first-rate, and no two men can do that. She can come to a conclusion without the slighest trouble of reasoning on it, and no sane mao can do that. A woman can hold more clothes-pins in her mouth and look through a knot-hole in the fence at the same time. There are lots of things a woman can do that a man cannot.
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